Tuesday, February 17, 2009

WomanAmok

There is "out of control" and then there is this woman.

I want to be her.

Just once
I want to flip out
I want to bang my fist
and yell
and scream
and pant
and moan
in public
for all the world to see.

I love this woman.
I don't want to know her.
God forbid she should ever be on my flight.
But, I just love her.

She obviously has no higher brain activity.
She is completely ruled by lower brain impulses.
She's an emotional trainwreck.

Her behaviour is why the slap was invented.

You may laugh when you watch this.
You may stare in disbelief.
But you have to admit
we've all been there, haven't we?

Have a nice day.

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