Here it is, the photo that appears on my Permesso Di Sojourno (Permission to Stay) document. Here is the worst photo of me I've ever seen. Look at those dark circles under my eyes. And, what happened to my hair. I look like a criminal. My eyes are uneven. I hope I don't die some tragic death here in Italy, because if I do this is the photo that they're going to publish in all the newspapers and on the evening news. Why couldn't I have smiled a little bit? I paid 3 euros for these photos. I'm so cheap. You get what you pay for.
Here it is, the photo that appears on my Permesso Di Sojourno (Permission to Stay) document. Here is the worst photo of me I've ever seen. Look at those dark circles under my eyes. And, what happened to my hair. I look like a criminal. My eyes are uneven. I hope I don't die some tragic death here in Italy, because if I do this is the photo that they're going to publish in all the newspapers and on the evening news. Why couldn't I have smiled a little bit? I paid 3 euros for these photos. I'm so cheap. You get what you pay for.
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