Beside, B-side

I'm beside myself
I keep bumping into me.

It's so annoying.
But that's beside the point.

The problem is that I've already voted
so I'm totally bored with that subject.

It's like listening to the B-side of
Elvis' hit 45 record "Return to Sender"
which was "Where Do You Come From," in case you didn't know.
A pretty song but not the "hit," if you know what I mean.

So, this is why I'm beside myself
and keep bumping into me.

I need to set a new course,
move in a new direction
in a straight line
no bumping.

Besides that -
I have leaves to rake.