22 Hours

Dear US Airways:

Thank you for making my transatlantic flight yesterday as interminable as possible. Those narrower seats were so cozy. And, the absence of ALL legroom corrected a silly, life-long habit I've had of crossing my legs while seated. I know, bad me. When the circulation to my lower extremities is restored, I'm confident I won't have that problem again.

The screaming baby from Central Casting gave us travelers an unforgettable performance! What a talented kid! Perfect pitch. I'm actually glad my "On-Demand Audio and Video System" didn't function. Otherwise, I might have missed some of the piercing high c's.

Canceling my connecting flight was the perfect way to clear the cobwebs from my brain and heighten my awareness. That action gave me a badly needed energy boost and helped get me through the eight hours of waiting for the next available.

The midnight arrival in O was special. I mean, if I'd arrived at my scheduled time I probably would have had to fight the crowds at baggage claim. I'm sure that realization was what caused my uncontrollable weeping at the luggage carousel.

In conclusion, USAir, you did it again. You got me home AND provided me with an "Outward Bound" experience I'll not soon forget. You are amazing.

I can't wait to tell my analyst all about it.

Thank you and keep up the good work.